Momo: Those kids were great!
Chiquita: They made me want to never have children
Our friend, Human Bean, met this handsome fella while out and about recently.

Our friend, Human Bean, met this handsome fella while out and about recently.

I can’t stop watching this.

I can’t stop watching this.

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Yep

Yep

About right

About right

It’s not funny if you have to explain it.

This candle smells amazing.

This candle smells amazing.

I have yet to come across a face painting booth where the “artist” didn’t look at me funny for asking to have this done. Perhaps today’s family fun fest will be different.

I have yet to come across a face painting booth where the “artist” didn’t look at me funny for asking to have this done. Perhaps today’s family fun fest will be different.